The Delulu Meter

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Full Delulu

He Is A Weekend Texter

He lights up on Saturday and ghosts by Monday, and you've built a whole future on the weekends.

  • green flag
    “miss you”

    Warm — but only ever after midnight.

  • red flag
    “been slammed”

    The all-purpose weekday non-answer.

  • red flag
    “we should do something”

    No day, no plan, no follow-up.

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