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He Is A Weekend Texter
He lights up on Saturday and ghosts by Monday, and you've built a whole future on the weekends.
- green flag
“miss you”
Warm — but only ever after midnight.
- red flag
“been slammed”
The all-purpose weekday non-answer.
- red flag
“we should do something”
No day, no plan, no follow-up.
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